Ching-lish

With all that’s wrong with the world, please enjoy some brief Chinglish to cheer you up 😀

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Aw but I like drugging. And thanks for the list of illegal actions.

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the people do not enter…

Chinglish be back

 

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Must watch out for those strangers

 

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I’d like to reserve one environment

 

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The film is an Angle. That’s deep.

 

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Why thank you don’t mind if I do

 

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Chinglish is back

All new Chinglish for you, freshly researched:

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Motivational signs always found at toilets..

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See.

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Not the best lighting, but purifying! Between the root.

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The fabulous Haiyatt Hotel

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Chinglish one-off

Just one today guys.

Why is it bathrooms always have the most misspellings?

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I for one am always conesideratal in order to keep our environment cleant 

Chinglish, enough?

Uh-oh, I’m worried I’m running out of good Chinglish pics from my archives.

I am always discovering new random words, but the flow might have to slow down soon.

How about if it was one pic per post, but more than once a week?

Here’s what we got now:

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Would you drink that?

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Note what you’re not allowed to bring on the bus

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Lastly, Biessings to the massage!

Chinglish, scheduled regularly

Sorry, no more T-shirts. For now.

I’m out but I’ll work on secretly hunting unsuspecting pedestrians and taking their picture…

What’s interesting about these below is that they aren’t from the archives. All recent from the last few weeks!

 

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At least it’s not a fleshlight of evil

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Those flowers and trees always have a lot of feelings

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Chinglish – Random T-shirts Edition part 2

 

My last Chinglish on T-shirts went over surprisingly well. Didn’t expect that. On Facebook nobody seemed to care and I retired that album. Glad to know WordPress bloggers have more taste.

Here are some further shirts from my archives. If the market demands so, I will awkwardly take more pictures of people I see outside with their weird nonsensical English shirts. There are the ones seen for sale as well, but to truly challenge myself as a photographer I should be bothering people on the street shouldn’t I?

Ado:

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Punk as fuck right!

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For Women Only. Do wish I knew what it said behind the hair, it’s a mystery

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Shiny and lovely rerson’s girl, every girl wants to feel like that sometimes ❤

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Chinglish Chinglish

 

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Look closely, can you hear the theme song? “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!”
PS Fuck Michael Bay

 

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Such a cute shirt, and a positive message. Look at their little faces, they sure learned a lesson

More on random T-shirts if demanded…

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Chinglish, regularly scheduled

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No particular bad translations, just looks like this rabbit suffered a major head injury

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The best of these tend to be in washrooms

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Is automatic rinse apparatus!

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Proper Chinglish

And now we’re back to your regularly scheduled Chinglishes.

Let’s start with something silent, after all a picture is worth a thousand words, and take it from there:

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Creating the health

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Just for fun, some bootleg Transformers

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Yet more… American ‘Chinglish!’

Who would have thought it, but yet more badly spelled and funny Englishes I came across while in America.

I should have known finalizing my last post was premature. I can have a bad habit of getting ahead of myself…

If you’re new here, please take note of: this is Chinglish

 

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Chinglish – American edition… Really!

Chinglish – 在 美国

No this one isn’t really Chinglish 在美国, it’s just that I’m posting it 在美国 and I have to come up with some name to distinguish… I guess I should simply start numbering em.

 

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We’ve all done it, leaving while swashing

 

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These great poems, love Chinese parks. Enjoy everobyd to protect!

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Chinglish – American edition

This isn’t really an American edition, but I have to give these new titles every time and I happen to be posting these Chinglish pics from China while being geographically in America so that’s what it’s called.

In this weekend’s round, more on the topic of urination.


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The Surveillance State at work

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Too sloppily dressing, no entry for you!

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周末 Chinglish

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Neil Armstrong is spinning in his grave

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I love the anthropomorphic talking grass, and there will be more

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