3 A.M.s to hold on to
(Poems that start with “If I…”)
If could save these 3 A.M.s
I’d have more time
If I was asleep
Instead of on the Internet
looking at porn
I wouldn’t be so busy with everything else
I like my 3 A.M.s
I hate my 3 A.M.s
But I love my 3 A.M.s
me and the goddess and my credit card number
No, If I saved them up
I’d have more time
Or, uh, read books.
Who would have thought it, but yet more badly spelled and funny Englishes I came across while in America.
I should have known finalizing my last post was premature. I can have a bad habit of getting ahead of myself…
If you’re new here, please take note of: this is Chinglish
Nice and ghetto, gotta love Long Beach
Father’s Day at Little Tokyo
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It’s that time time again. Here are some lovingly-flawed translations for you to enjoy, the unique mix of East and West that results in China’s most treasured of contemporary cultural heritage: Chinglish
Have a good weekend!
Indeed, hasn’t every lady felt that way at times
Ah Baiyun Mountain of GZ, I do love you
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It’s not easy writing one’s memoirs, consistently producing something decent to read multiple times a week. What else may I share with some interested readers out there, I asked myself… got me thinkin…
Hence I decided to start a new series: every weekend I will post some of those “Chinglish” pics I like to take from time to time. I have quite the collection. Goes over well elsewhere. What do you think, funny?
If you aren’t aware of the Chinglish phenomenon, here’s the introduction. It is becoming more and more international in modern China, and they like to write signs and menus with English translations. Sometimes they don’t go as planned, and brilliant hilarity ensues. Enjoy.
And no disrespect meant to my Chinese friends. This is a very cool aspect of modern China, the random poetry that comes out of attempts at translation. Most of us expats are saddened when they clean up and replace with these signs with boring good translations. We love Chinglish, it’s great!
Lactating bitches… Who you calling a bitch??
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