Overdue Chinglish

Long overdue.

It’s been about three months since my last Chinglish post. That’s not like, what’s going on? Not for lack of photos. Guess I’ve just been busy…

Below are many funny pictures from myΒ Instagram, in case you missed:

(Note the hats, car sticker, and various foodstuffs)

 

This is a salmon restaurant. #Chinglish?

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Empowering hats for sale… #Chinglish?

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This car is my fucking hero #Chinglish #ThatsPRD

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Now that's some poetic #Chinglish #ThatsPRD

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I like this toy because it says Ray #Chinglish #Engrish #Ray

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Something seems off, #Chinglish?

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That time, weekend Chinglish update!

It’s that time again, when I’m short on content and it’s fun to just share pictures of bad English translations.

From reptile food to special toilets…

Enjoy, and do feel free to add me on Instagram:Β https://www.instagram.com/raelianautopsy

 

#Chinglish / #Engrish update 1: Feptile food. Foor a #turtle. 🐒

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#Chinglish / #Engrish update 2: somehow I find this deep, right? Incredibility

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#Chinglish / #Engrish update 3: Of course, the special #toilet

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Here's a cute #Chinglish #Engrish tissue dispenser, because why not

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"Rod-like ham," that's an interesting translation for hot dogs. Also meat is murder πŸ™‚ #Chinglish

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Chinglish 2017

The first month of 2017 is up, and over in America at least it does not look good.

So let us distract ourselves with hilarious Chinglish pictures I have procured for your entertainment:

 

Your friendly neighborhood Smallpox shop #Chinglish #Engrish

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Don't look, that's Classified! #Chinglish #Engrish

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Stay classy, world!

The Chinglish of Meilin

Sometimes I like to the Meilin neighborhood of Shenzhen. It’s a bit of a halfway point between downtown and the suburban districts, and the vibe is just nice enough outside of the central urban areas. Check it out if you ever visit.

Anyway, recently I happened upon a trove of glorious Chinglish signs in an apartment complex within the area. There were more than these, but I had to stop taking pictures at a certain point. The themes of law-abiding were heavy in this scene…

(And do note my Instagram.) Enjoy:

 

I appologize in advance, catching up on a lot of #Chinglish today!

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Found the motherload of #Chinglish #safety signs in a quaint Meilin neighborhood, many more soon ~

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Is it just me or are these signs getting more intense? #LAW。

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For our final #sign of the day, tho not too #Chinglish/#Engrish, so law! Learn and abide...

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