And now we’re back to your regularly scheduled Chinglishes.
Let’s start with something silent, after all a picture is worth a thousand words, and take it from there:
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Creating the health
Just for fun, some bootleg Transformers
Who would have thought it, but yet more badly spelled and funny Englishes I came across while in America.
I should have known finalizing my last post was premature. I can have a bad habit of getting ahead of myself…
If you’re new here, please take note of: this is Chinglish
Nice and ghetto, gotta love Long Beach
Father’s Day at Little Tokyo
No this one isn’t really Chinglish 在美国, it’s just that I’m posting it 在美国 and I have to come up with some name to distinguish… I guess I should simply start numbering em.
We’ve all done it, leaving while swashing
Wolf’s urine on menu, that’s what the characters literally say. Just don’t drink if you’re female
These great poems, love Chinese parks. Enjoy everobyd to protect!
This isn’t really an American edition, but I have to give these new titles every time and I happen to be posting these Chinglish pics from China while being geographically in America so that’s what it’s called.
In this weekend’s round, more on the topic of urination.
The Surveillance State at work
Thanks for the valuables
Too sloppily dressing, no entry for you!
Neil Armstrong is spinning in his grave
I love the anthropomorphic talking grass, and there will be more
Who’s on the dog?! Poor dog Continue reading
Here we are again, happy weekend to you all!
Star baby, that was a Bowie song and/or a Clarke novel right?
Exploiting nature, enjoying the nature, all that
It’s that time time again. Here are some lovingly-flawed translations for you to enjoy, the unique mix of East and West that results in China’s most treasured of contemporary cultural heritage: Chinglish
Have a good weekend!
Indeed, hasn’t every lady felt that way at times
Ah Baiyun Mountain of GZ, I do love you
Please always consider the life of plants… I knew there was something evil about being a vegetarian Continue reading
It’s not easy writing one’s memoirs, consistently producing something decent to read multiple times a week. What else may I share with some interested readers out there, I asked myself… got me thinkin…
Hence I decided to start a new series: every weekend I will post some of those “Chinglish” pics I like to take from time to time. I have quite the collection. Goes over well elsewhere. What do you think, funny?
If you aren’t aware of the Chinglish phenomenon, here’s the introduction. It is becoming more and more international in modern China, and they like to write signs and menus with English translations. Sometimes they don’t go as planned, and brilliant hilarity ensues. Enjoy.
And no disrespect meant to my Chinese friends. This is a very cool aspect of modern China, the random poetry that comes out of attempts at translation. Most of us expats are saddened when they clean up and replace with these signs with boring good translations. We love Chinglish, it’s great!
Lactating bitches… Who you calling a bitch??
Battle and end of, no water Continue reading
Ray-Comics 