The poor “candy girls”
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It’s been a long week, and I always kept my eyes open for good weekend Chinglish to share
Without further ado:
Some grassy poetry
I am so ready for the dribbling!
Lastly, while this is not Chinglish I do find it both amusing and amazing. A bootleg Wonder Woman Lego figure, and they seem to have gotten something wrong about those Marvel-Avengers films…
Not that it’s technically Chinglish, but yuch. Just yuch.
And here’s a random sign–
Hey, just because I’m taking it easy with blogging (am I really?) doesn’t mean no more Chinglish!
A bit from my Guangzhou trip:
As a vegetarian I find it very offensive to eat a pig bag
Simple, accurate, but I find funny for some reason
Just at a restaurant-pub. Listen to the boss!
After a too-long hiatus, here are a few signs from a garden complex near my home:
And some various shops,
Cheers to all!
I went to the supermarket, this lane was closed.
Also: this isn’t Chinglishy but rather surprisingly racist whatever it’s supposed to mean…
Drink tea, chat, talk about the project
Sorry, spare pickings.
Anotherof those poetic notes about the green grass’s requests.
Enjoy!
Meanwhile, I shall scour the cityscape for more next week…
Not much finds this weekend, but I did come across this toilet sign.
Isn’t it good to feel special?
Thanks to martalivesinchina.wordpress.com for this weekend’s Chinglish donations. Go and follow her blog, it’s Spain meets China!
Toilet facilitates and fair wairning…
Enjoy:
I recently terribly injured my finger while cutting vegetables, and needed to buy a Band-Aid. At least, in America we call these bandages Band-Aids. I know you Anglos call them plasters.
Yet come on: OYEAH STERILE WOUND PASTE??
Also, let me add some bootleg Legos — hereafter referred to as ‘bootlegos.’ Get it? I slay me.
I bought the Star Wars TIE Fighter. Sorry
The Minecraft one charmingly says “The More You Play With Me, The Happier I Will Be!”
Cute right~
Happy Chinese New Year!
新年快樂！
I’ve seen a lot of goats lately…
Just got back from Zhuhai yesterday, a tourist beach town not far from here. Bordering the former Portugese colony of Macau, Zhuhai is also a Special Economic Zone but does not equal the hustle and bustle of Shenzhen’s metropolis. We went to a hot springs resort and had a lot of fun.
And, getting out of the big city helps to find a \lot more hilarious mistranslations.
Especially menus. Can’t you just taste that authentic Cantonese cuisine of pig brain and bullfrog?
I remain a vegetarian, more inspired than ever.
Presenting: Zhuhai Chinglish
Mmm hot dog bowel
Green hometown is nice
Bacteria, okay…..
Germs, appetizing
Beef balls pee, yeah! Not too mention the rest
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