Chinglish 2016

Not much Chinglish to occupy my eye these days, but I do have a few to start off 2016 while it’s still January:

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To be disdained! I shall never breaking the branches, #Chinglish

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Fine I won't depend on the door, #Chinglish

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Keep it secret keep it safe, #eggroll #chinglish?

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While I’m at it, here’s some more funny China stuff in the form of bootleg Star Wars toys! Followed by my own small Lego Star Wars collection, and you can guess which ones are fakes…

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Gotta love these bootleg #Chinese #Lego #StarWars!

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Building quite the little collection #Lego #Starwars

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Chinglish, and more (toys)

It’s been a long week, and I always kept my eyes open for good weekend Chinglish to share

Without further ado:

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Some grassy poetry

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I am so ready for the dribbling!

 

Lastly, while this is not Chinglish I do find it both amusing and amazing. A bootleg Wonder Woman Lego figure, and they seem to have gotten something wrong about those Marvel-Avengers films…

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O YEAH – and ‘bootlegos’, get it?

I recently terribly injured my finger while cutting vegetables, and needed to buy a Band-Aid. At least, in America we call these bandages Band-Aids. I know you Anglos call them plasters.

Yet come on: OYEAH STERILE WOUND PASTE??

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Also, let me add some bootleg Legos — hereafter referred to as ‘bootlegos.’ Get it? I slay me.

I bought the Star Wars TIE Fighter. Sorry

The Minecraft one charmingly says “The More You Play With Me, The Happier I Will Be!”

Cute right~

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