Not much Chinglish to occupy my eye these days, but I do have a few to start off 2016 while it’s still January:
While I’m at it, here’s some more funny China stuff in the form of bootleg Star Wars toys! Followed by my own small Lego Star Wars collection, and you can guess which ones are fakes…
It’s been a long week, and I always kept my eyes open for good weekend Chinglish to share
Without further ado:
Some grassy poetry
I am so ready for the dribbling!
Lastly, while this is not Chinglish I do find it both amusing and amazing. A bootleg Wonder Woman Lego figure, and they seem to have gotten something wrong about those Marvel-Avengers films…
I recently terribly injured my finger while cutting vegetables, and needed to buy a Band-Aid. At least, in America we call these bandages Band-Aids. I know you Anglos call them plasters.
Yet come on: OYEAH STERILE WOUND PASTE??
Also, let me add some bootleg Legos — hereafter referred to as ‘bootlegos.’ Get it? I slay me.
I bought the Star Wars TIE Fighter. Sorry
The Minecraft one charmingly says “The More You Play With Me, The Happier I Will Be!”