I recently terribly injured my finger while cutting vegetables, and needed to buy a Band-Aid. At least, in America we call these bandages Band-Aids. I know you Anglos call them plasters.

Yet come on: OYEAH STERILE WOUND PASTE??

Also, let me add some bootleg Legos — hereafter referred to as ‘bootlegos.’ Get it? I slay me.

I bought the Star Wars TIE Fighter. Sorry

The Minecraft one charmingly says “The More You Play With Me, The Happier I Will Be!”

Cute right~