Hi everyone. In lieu of no Chinglish for a while, here’s a whole bunch:
Don’t just push some
Be confiscated, yo
While at the bank, make copies at this Duplicator!
Trapped in Wuzhen
Just too much. As a biciclyst, I thank the police for the kindly Reminder
Read closely. A good family dentist always looks after your teeth ALL THE TIME
Lastly, one of those poetic grass signs
Been a while ay’
Till next time 😀
Ray-Comics 
Duplicator. What a fancy name for a photocopier 😀
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Don’t you want to take a Sharpie and edit all that nonsense?
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The bicycle one is intense! Thankfully the poetic grass sign is calming down my brain again after this overload
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The “forged banknote be confiscated” almost sounds more like internet slang than Engrish. Does that mean they’re being nerdy instead of translating poorly? If so, awesome.
As for the bicycle sign … what does that even mean?
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